Ignoring the fact that three of our eight heroes are now the most wanted criminals in the entire universe, the Freedom Federation and Northern Alliance decide to work together to procure a time machine. Each man takes it upon himself to work day and night to gather information, but Geralt suddenly finds himself lovesick for an alien he's been catfishing! And wait! Why is Chris now one of the most famous cosmic livestreamers in the universe?! What happened to finding a time machine?!